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Cthulhu for President Election News

Donald Trump under arrest in the city of R'lyeh, surrounded by Deep Ones.

The Dissolution of Law and the Coming of R’lyeh

Jan 6, 2026

Eldritch Imperatives: A Critique of Trump’s 2025 National Security Strategy

Eldritch Imperatives: A Critique of Trump’s 2025 National Security Strategy

Dec 7, 2025

Cthulhu Shadow Cabinet Upgrades After Trump Win

Cthulhu Shadow Cabinet Upgrades After Trump Win

Nov 15, 2024

cthulhunomenon cultists

Cthulhu’s Anthem ‘Cthulhunomenon’ Shakes Up Election 2024

Nov 4, 2024

Cthulhu: The Only Patriotic Choice for America

The Only Patriotic Choice for President

Oct 29, 2024

Cthulhu Ends America: Episode 1 Recap – What the Hell is Even That?

Cthulhu Ends America: Episode 1 Recap – What the Hell is Even That?

Oct 23, 2024

Cthulhu Campaign Event Ends in Terror

Candidate Cthulhu’s Barista Stint Sparks a Surge of Enthusiasm (and Madness)

Oct 21, 2024

Cthulhu is Ready to Finish Depopulating North Carolina (and the World)

Kamala Harris Fails to Fully Depopulate North Carolina

Oct 8, 2024

Dick Cheney Chooses Lesser Evil Kamala, Will Cthulhu Seek Revenge?

Dick Cheney Chooses Lesser Evil Kamala, Will Cthulhu Seek Revenge?

Sep 9, 2024

Cthulhu reclaims WEIRD from craven Democrats

Cthulhu for America Campaign Criticizes Democratic Party’s Misuse of “WEIRD”

Aug 1, 2024

Cthulhu Urges Cultists to Vote, Promises End to Elections if Elected

Cthulhu Urges Cultists to Vote, Promises End to Elections if Elected

Jul 29, 2024

Biden delivers speech in the Oval Office

Biden Shifts Bullseye to Cthulhu After Trump Shot

Jul 15, 2024

Cthulhu versus Heritage Foundation

Why Awakening Cthulhu Trumps Project 2025

Jul 9, 2024

The Folly of Lesser Evil Voting: Why America Needs Cthulhu

The Folly of Lesser Evil Voting: Why America Needs Cthulhu

Jul 4, 2024

Horror of the Ancients: Cthulhu Appeared at Debate Debacle 

Horror of the Ancients: Cthulhu Appeared at Debate Debacle 

Jun 27, 2024

Cosmic Joke RFK Jr. Steals Cthulhu’s Slogan

Cosmic Joke RFK Jr. Steals Cthulhu’s Slogan

Feb 11, 2024

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