Cthulhu Ends America: Episode 1 Recap – What the Hell is Even That?

If you’ve grown weary of the endless cycle of the same old two-party politics, it’s time to dive into something truly different. The first episode of the Cthulhu Ends America podcast is here, and it’s called “What the Hell is Even That?”. Hosted by the delightfully macabre duo Martin Marsh and Delia Armitage, this episode takes a wild and witty look at Cthulhu’s 2024 presidential campaign. Yes, you read that right—Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic horror, is running for president. And honestly? It feels like the only logical next step.

In this debut episode, Martin and Delia dissect the eerie parallels between the eternal angst of the American electorate and the existential dread that comes with realizing Cthulhu might actually be the most honest candidate we’ve had in years. They tackle the big questions: Why choose between lesser evils when you can vote for the ultimate evil? How does cosmic horror make more sense than current political discourse? And is the promise of total annihilation maybe the fresh start we didn’t know we needed?

As they break down the chaos of Cthulhu’s platform (hint: it involves ending all of us), you’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even start reconsidering your vote. This is political satire and cosmic horror at its finest—perfect for independents and anyone tired of watching the same two parties make the same mistakes.

So, if you’re ready for a break from mundane political promises and want to embrace the madness, tune in to “What the Hell is Even That?” and start preparing for the ultimate cosmic change.

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