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Cthulhu for President Election News
2024
Cthulhu Shadow Cabinet Upgrades After Trump Win
Cthulhu’s Anthem ‘Cthulhunomenon’ Shakes Up Election 2024
The Only Patriotic Choice for President
Cthulhu Ends America: Episode 1 Recap – What the Hell is Even That?
Candidate Cthulhu’s Barista Stint Sparks a Surge of Enthusiasm (and Madness)
Kamala Harris Fails to Fully Depopulate North Carolina
2020
Report: Cthulhu Offers VP Slot to Addled Joe Biden
DNC Loyalty Oath Imposition on Cthulhu Ends in Massacre
Cthulhu Enters Democratic Primary, Summoned by Pelosi, Schumer
Innsmouth Nation Offers Larger DNA Heritage to Senator Warren
Yes, Cthulhu Could Actually Become President Next Year
