Cthulhu for President 2024
The American Dream is over.
Hope is dead.
The president, a senile imbecile.
Plague ravages the land.
It’s time to remember what we are: citizens of the most powerful nation on Earth who walk the world in a daze, powerless against the currents dragging us down.
It’s time to wake up, America. Our problems are too large to solve. Our leaders too corrupt to lead. Our civilization, disintegrating.
Wake up to the bleak reality America: it’s time to awaken Cthulhu.
Nothing will get better. We can only end it quickly. We must wreck world worse.