Vicious. Eternal. Deadly.
CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT 2020
Welcome to the American Dream.
Hope is dead. Our politicians are imbeciles. Our health is failing. Our environment is dying.
It’s time to remember what we are. We are Americans: citizens of the most powerful nation on Earth. We choose profit over sense. Fiction over science. Distraction over difficulty. We walk the world in a daze powerless against the currents dragging us down.
It’s time to wake up, America. Our problems are too large to solve. Our leaders too corrupt to lead. Our civilization, disintegrating.
Wake up to the bleak reality America: it’s time to awaken Cthulhu for Big Apocalyptic Change.