After shadowing Republicans and Democrats across the country in their presidential primaries, Cthulhu has become the most respected candidate in the race.

Cthulhu is also the only candidate—Democrat, Republican or Other—who is more popular than Ebola, Zika and other celebrity diseases.

Cthulhu Favorable Ratings April 13, 2016 | Cthulhu 49% Clinton 37% Trump 35%

There are a lot of reasons why Cthulhu should be our next president. But the numbers alone make one thing clear: He is the only candidate who is ready to take on the Democrats and Republicans in November to ensure that Greater Evil is victorious.
 

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