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Cthulhu’s Anthem ‘Cthulhunomenon’ Shakes Up Election 2024

Cthulhu’s Anthem ‘Cthulhunomenon’ Shakes Up Election 2024

Nov 4, 2024 | 2024, Cultist Issues, Tentacle Outreach

As the two-party system flounders, Cthulhu’s campaign drops a final bombshell: ‘Cthulhunomenon,’ an anthem that calls for true change through cosmic obliteration. This isn’t just politics—it’s a phenomenon.

Yes, Cthulhu Could Actually Become President Next Year

Yes, Cthulhu Could Actually Become President Next Year

Aug 17, 2018 | 2020, Cultist Issues, Tentacle Outreach

A Cthulhu presidency would be most American’s dream payback for inflicting the tacky bombasticism of Trump upon the nation.

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