Select Page

Alpha Cthulhu for America Tee


America is tired of the continual failure of Beta Candidates. We need to solve hard decisions with hard solutions – and no one offers that but Cthulhu.



Women’s Sizing

Comfortable, form-fitting, and a stylish base for any outfit. This shirt tends to run small – order a size up if you want a looser fit.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton* (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Tear-away tag
  • Longer body length
  • Side seams for a slim fit
Body length26 ¼26 ¾27 ⅜2828 ⅝
Body width1616 ¾17 ¾18 ¾19 ¾
Sleeve length6 ¼6 ½6 ¾7 ¼7 ½

Men’s / Unisex Sizing

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
Length (inches)2728293031323334
Width (inches)16 ½18202224262830

Additional information


Female, Male/Unisex


There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Size Chart

Length (inches)2728293031323334
Width (inches)16 ½18202224262830