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Slimy Cthulhu for President Tee
Join the cosmic chaos and declare your allegiance to the ultimate space-slug. Cthulhu doesn’t care about your stinky socks—he wants to devour the entire universe!
$24.99
Vote for Madness: Slimy Cthulhu for President Tee
Cthulhu a giant, gooey space-slug with way too many eyeballs. When Cthulhu rises from the depths, we’re all doomed! Doomed!
Step into the chaotic world of cosmic horror with a playful twist. The “Slimy Cthulhu for President Tee” is perfect for fans of cartoons and Lovecraftian nightmares alike. Featuring Cthulhu as a cosmic nightmare, this design captures the essence of gooey, eyeball-laden terror with a touch of whimsical nostalgia. Imagine the smelliest, slimiest fish you’ve ever seen, multiplied by a thousand, and add a chorus of deranged barking. That’s Cthulhu!
This unisex t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it feels soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch. The pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensure it’s comfortable and flattering for all.
- Material
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight
- 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimers
- The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27"68.6 | 16.5"41.9 | 31–34"78.7–86.4 |
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
