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Mad Scientists for Cthulhu
American scientists and researchers, tired of being ignored by a wholly ignorant political class, now have a candidate whose knowledge vastly exceeds their own. Embrace the madness, wear your allegiance, and let the world know you stand with Cthulhu.
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Break the Boundaries: Mad Scientists for Cthulhu 2028 Tee
You’ve hit the limits of institutional “ethical” research and yearn to push your knowledge to the outer limits. Our campaign will take you there — and keep going.
Join the revolution with the “Mad Scientists for Cthulhu 2028” Tee, designed for those ready to transcend the mundane constraints of our political system. This shirt perfectly blends dark humor with the chilling essence of cosmic horror, making it an ideal choice for counter-culture rebels and horror aficionados.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch for ultimate comfort. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a perfect fit every time, while side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping add durability and longevity.
- Material
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight
- 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimers
- The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27"68.6 | 16.5"41.9 | 31–34"78.7–86.4 |
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
