Grandad Cthulhu’s Home Tee

Awaken to eldritch reality with our Grandad Cthulhu’s Home Tee, a striking fusion of cosmic horror and biting political satire. Comically narcissist Trump claims to be “America’s Daddy,” but devotees know the hideous truth: the squamous, loathsome Cthulhu reigns supreme as America’s true badass grandpa.

Wear this accursed garment proudly at rallies or rituals, confidently declaring your allegiance to cosmic powers far beyond petty human politics. Grandad’s home—and humanity’s sanity has already fled.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem