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Don’t Blame Me I Voted Cthulhu Tee
$24.99
Embrace the inevitable cosmic truth with this “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Cthulhu” Tee—a declaration of your allegiance to powers far beyond mortal governance.
As soft and lightweight as it is blasphemous, this shirt is designed to flatter all who dare wear it, whether they be students of the arcane or mere admirers of the dark unknown. Its pre-shrunk, 100% combed, and ring-spun cotton fabric (with heathered variants containing polyester) ensures a comfortable fit that’s ideal for long hours of plotting humanity’s demise or simply lurking in campus shadows.
With shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed construction, it brings a refined quality that balances the loathsome with the stylish. Make a statement that’s both hideous and timeless—embrace the squamous legacy of the Great Old One. In Cthulhu, we trust. The rest? Let the stars decide.
