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Classic Cthulhu 2024 Campaign T-shirt
Why vote for lesser evils when the greatest evil runs on a platform of cosmic obliteration?
$24.99
The Classic Cthulhu 2024 Campaign T-Shirt is your official uniform for the hideous procession toward madness. Commemorate the election of stupidity where drunk wine aunt and an orange fart bag defined another degradation of the American people. Featuring the squamous sigil of the Dread Lord himself, this unisex tee commemorates the accursed 2024 election—an era when a drunk wine aunt and an orange fart bag battled for control over a nation teetering on the brink of loathsome idiocy. You, dear cultist, chose the eldritch path.
Soft and lightweight with the perfect stretch, this shirt is forged for comfort amid chaos. Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathered shades cursed with polyester), its pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction offer durability through every blasphemous rally and dark ritual.
Join the Abnormal revolution. Shun the nameless banality of politics-as-usual. Let your chest proclaim what your mind already knows—Cthulhu fhtagn!
- Material
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight
- 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimers
- The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
