Cthulhu for President Apparel
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The Supporter Tee
For thousands of years the Cult of Cthulhu has waited for this moment. Join our movement to bring an end to the embarrassing Trump administration and deliver eternal despair to ...
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The No Lives Matter Tee
As we lurch toward the next election cycle, help others come to the realization that no lives matter with this bold t-shirt. What can be a more explicit expression of ...
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Classic Innsmouth Cthulhu Crewneck
Nothing beats the pure simplicity and power of the Cthulhu 2020 sigil on your chest. Show your unequivocal support for the Dread Lord — and your disdain for lesser evils. <em>Unisex ...
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Cthulhu No Lives Matter Zip Hoodie
Whose lives matter most? In the eyes of Cthulhu all human lives are equally worthless! The zip hoodie version of our popular <a href="https://cthulhuforamerica.com/swag/no-lives-matter-tee/">Cthulhu ...
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Vote Evil Tee
Why fall for the Lesser Evil trick every four years? You're a red-blooded, twinkie-eating, slusho-gulping American! Demand more, get more with Cthulhu in 2020. <em>Printed on Black Heather. Unisex sizing. ...
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Fuck Politics Vote Cthulhu Tee
Don't play the lesser evil game. Break the system - break reality. <em>For looser fit, choose one size larger. <a href="#chart">Size Chart</a></em>
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Onward Together PAC Tee
Join the most effective Resistance against incompetence and embrace the oblivion Cthulhu offers. Show you are a proud a member of Onward Together Hastening Eldritch Renascence PAC with these excellent ...
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The Supporter Beanie
Keep those precious brain juices warm and stewing as you canvass for Cthulhu and await His eventual victory with this beanie embroidered with the campaign logo.
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The Cultist All Star Unisex Hoodie
Show you are an All Star Cultist for Cthulhu this presidential election season with a unisex pullover hoodie.
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Official Cthulhu Make R’lyeh Great Again Also Cap
The only place online to purchase the Official Make R'lyeh Great Again Also classic ballcap as worn by Cthulhu himself. <strong><em>As Seen in the Kingsport Star Herald.</...
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Red White & Doom Tee
Blood is red, Bones are white, Cthulhu is coming when we chant the rite. Show your true colors and patriotic fervor for the next President of the USA.
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Alpha Cthulhu for America Tee
America is tired of the continual failure of Beta Candidates. We need to solve hard decisions with hard solutions - and no one offers that but Cthulhu.
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The Elder Sign Knit Beanie
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Elder Party Tee
The Elder Party logo is featured on a black or crimson t-shirt so you can show where you stand. This shirt can withstand grave-digging, skulking, canvassing, and vote casting. It ...
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Professors for Cthulhu Tee
Your studies have led you to the one logical conclusion: it's better to join us than turn into a quivering bundle of phobias.
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Cultists for Cthulhu Tee
When you're not writhing naked in the swamps under Cthulhu's idol, don this smart t-shirt defiantly declaring your devotion to summoning the Dread Lord!
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OK DOOMER Tee
Earlier generations have failed to summon Cthulhu because of greed and cowardice. Their lesser evil has partially dismantled society in a haphazard fashion thinking they can continue to reap the ...
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The Cthulhu for President Supporter Cap
Make sure your brain juice is ready for that sweet, sweet injection of madness when we win the election.
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Mad Scientists for Cthulhu
You've hit the limits of institutional "ethical" research and yearn to push your knowledge to the outer limits. Our campaign will take you there — and keep going.
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The Slimy Politician Tee
While other candidates desperately try to hide their sins, we are proud declare our candidate to be the slimiest in this race. Literally. Cthulhu smashes the fakery of the perfectly ...
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Witches for Cthulhu Tee
You've danced on hilltops, you've writ your name in the Black Book, you know the spaces in between. You've seen the future and Cthulhu's impending reign. Bring that future forward ...
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Dread Cthulhu Eats the People Tee
Cthulhu has been a fearless destroyer of lesser species throughout Its career. As president It will abolish the wrongs of human society by eating all human people.
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The Yellow Sign Knit Beanie
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The Yellow Sign Cap
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The Elder Party Polo
Ain't no party like The Elder Party. When the elephant and the donkey get mired in their own effluvia, it's time to turn to the party of the shoggoth. The ...
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Old School Cthulhu for President Bucket Hat
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The Elder Party Cap
Ain't no party like the Elder Party. Democrats and Republicans are old and bereft of real solutions for the world's problems. The Elder Party has the perfect solution: Cthulhu in 2020! <...
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The Yellow Sign Polo
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Cthulhu for President Supporter Polo
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