KINGSPORT, MA – SEPTEMBER 28, 2015

This morning the Cthulhu for America campaign rolled out a new initiative to have Great Cthulhu added to presidential polling.

“After decades of running for president we feel the American people deserve to see all of their choices represented,” explained campaign manager Eminence Waite. “Reducing political views into two narrow options is not what democracy is about. Cthulhu represents the best America has to offer and polling needs to take that into account.”

The Cthulhu for America campaign urges all supporters to take action now. Once the primaries are complete and winners of the two political franchises have been chosen, pollsters will be ready show just how well real, competent evil fares against its limp, craven opponents.

Cthulhu for America is using the change.org platform to urge Public Policy Polling (PPP) to include Cthulhu in their presidential polls.

CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION
 
 
 

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