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2024
Dick Cheney Chooses Lesser Evil Kamala, Will Cthulhu Seek Revenge?
Cthulhu for America Campaign Criticizes Democratic Party’s Misuse of “WEIRD”
Cthulhu Urges Cultists to Vote, Promises End to Elections if Elected
Biden Shifts Bullseye to Cthulhu After Trump Shot
Why Awakening Cthulhu Trumps Project 2025
The Folly of Lesser Evil Voting: Why America Needs Cthulhu
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2016
Read these heartfelt letters from Democrats and Republicans who are voting country over party to support Cthulhu.
EXCLUSIVE: Cthulhu versus… Satan?
7 newspapers (and counting) that have broken tradition to endorse Cthulhu for president
America’s last hope
Vulgarity Endorses Cthulhu for President
