By Brandy C. Newbold, Cthulhu for America, East Coast Communications Director
Now’s your chance to show your cultist fervor to the world!
With this crazy election heading into the final weeks it’s time for us to go all out.
Too many Americans are still trapped in the two-party rut. It’s time to show our fellow citizens there is a better way. Instead of voting for the lesser evils, vote for the greatest evil: Cthulhu!
How do YOU Cthulhu?
- Can you get into the exclusive Clinton fundraisers wearing a Cthulhu shirt?
- Dare you attend a Trump rally with a Cthulhu ballcap?
- Maybe chalk the Dark Lord’s messages (where legal) or plaster your dorm in Cthulhu flyers?
- Freeway blogging, streetcorner preaching… express yourself and your devotion to the coming apocalypse!
Share with us your boldest, most daring videos or selfies promoting Cthulhu for President with hashtag #ReadyForCthulhu on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Google+, Tumblr and YouTube. Or email your entry to firstname.lastname@example.org
One cultist will be chosen per week until the election to receive an All-Star Volunteer shirt (not available anywhere else). Bonus points for including votecthulhu.com.
In addition, for truly amazing activism, one cultist will be chosen in September, October and November to win a Make R’lyeh Great Again Also cap.
How do you Cthulhu? Spread the madness with #ReadyForCthulhu