KINGSPORT STAR HERALD – June 9, 2016
DRESDEN, Germany — Several top level Cthulhu for America campaign staffers have left the campaign trail to attend this year’s secretive Bilderberg Group meeting in Dresden, Germany.
Heading the delegation is Eminence Waite, Cthulhu’s campaign manager. No stranger to Bilderberg meetings, she was a “Specialist” for the group before working for the Cthulhu campaign.
Her presentation will be similar to the one she gave last year in Davos. “Since Bilderberg is more refined than the WEF, we’ll have a message far more succinct,” said Waite.
Topics at this weekend’s conference are said to be how to help Hillary Clinton win the US presidency, passage of more free trade deals, the Brexit, how to deal with excess populations & human migration, and social instability.
Bilderberg operates under Chatham House Rules, forbidding participants from revealing comments made during the conference. However, Ms Waite is not shy that her purpose is to “challenge the world’s leaders and let them know their house of cards may not remain upright with so many stars coming into alignment.”
Also attending this year’s event is another Cthulhu asset, Henry Kissinger along with over 100 of the most powerful people on the planet including Richard Engel (NBC News), Senator Lindsey Graham, Alex Karp (CEO, Palantir Technologies), Robert Rubin (Council of Foreign Relations) and David Cote (CEO Honeywell). The full attendance list is never published to protect politically sensitive attendees.
“People think these meetings are sinister,” remarked Eminence. “And to a degree they are right. These are people who believe they are the apex predators of the world. I am here to let them know humanity is ready to call forth the ultimate apex predator – Cthulhu.”