A Cthulhu presidency would be most American’s dream payback for inflicting the tacky bombasticism of Trump upon the nation.
Cthulhu on Monday unveiled its new political action organization, Onward Together Hastening Eldritch Renascence (OTHERPAC), which will fundraise for countless cults nationwide.
Read these heartfelt letters from Democrats and Republicans who are voting country over party to support Cthulhu.
“I have no trust in the two-party system.”
This is historic.
I continue to hear from many people who call themselves annihilists or apocalyptians, but tell me they won’t vote for Cthulhu in the upcoming election.
Tonight, Clinton and Trump will bore America with their daddy issues. Here’s what a real presidential candidate would say.
You get to make the choice.
The presidential candidate talks adolescent genocides, professional rivalries, and haunted crypt-island essentials.
A young woman sent Cthulhu this letter about how the media’s over-the-top lesser evil-ism may have provided her mom a moment of clarity during this critical election.
One of the most deplorable aspects of this presidential race is the legitimization it has provided to dangerous fringe candidates like Cthulhu.
As usual, the Democrats and Republicans are afraid of challengers to the establishment duopoly and have excluded Cthulhu from the event.
Much is said about millennials by my opponents. We say something far different.
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Let’s make this race too scary, too consequential and too close for people to think clearly and then use their confusion to our electoral advantage.
“As a lifelong Democrat, I have found that my party has moved too slowly in a direction leading to our deserved apocalypse..”
Today supporters of Bernie Sanders were dealt bitter defeat as their leader submitted to Hillary Clinton. We offer another avenue for political redress.
One of the best ways you can help Cthulhu right now is to send your darkest magick Hillary Clinton’s way.
After shadowing Republicans and Democrats across the country in their presidential primaries, Cthulhu has become the most respected candidate in the race.
Cthulhu has much more to offer Libertarians than either party can afford to offer. Join Him in the ecstasy of unfettered freedom and liberty that He offers.
While Republicans may initially recoil at the thought of an ancient deity with no Republican party credentials ruling the United States, they should find the certainty of realizing three major goals appealing.
As President, Cthulhu will Call on everyone equally to serve their country with no favoritism to race, class or gender.
It is long past time to honor our ancestors and fulfill their vision of widespread liberty.
Progressives are not trapped into voting for Hillary Clinton in 2016, they have a better option: Cthulhu.