How do you Cthulhu?

How do you Cthulhu?

Share with us your boldest, most daring videos or selfies promoting Cthulhu for President with hashtag #ReadyForCthulhu for a chance to win an exclusive All-Star Volunteer shirt every week until the election.

Volunteer for Cthulhu

Volunteer for Cthulhu

Let’s make this race too scary, too consequential and too close for people to think clearly and then use their confusion to our electoral advantage.

The Republican Case for Cthulhu

The Republican Case for Cthulhu

While Republicans may initially recoil at the thought of an ancient deity with no Republican party credentials ruling the United States, they should find the certainty of realizing three major goals appealing.

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