Hillary Clinton attempted to demonize her clownish opponent in a speech by misattributing a Cthulhu campaign slogan to Donald Trump.
Cthulhu has chosen Outer God Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, to be his running mate, adding the chaotic force to the Elder Party-supported ticket, he announced Saturday.
The Cthulhu campaign challenges assassination-happy candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to a Presidential Death Race.
Chief Cthulhu rival and lesser evil, Hillary Clinton, is set to be interrogated by the FBI today at her Washingon, DC, residence.
PPP Polling reported that a generic “meteor” has a 13 percent share of the presidential election – neglecting to include the one, true candidate of doom – Cthulhu.
Cthulhu calls out President Obama for endorsing compulsive equivocator Hillary Clinton – citing Democratic desperation to buoy the uninspiring candidate.
Cthulhu started the month of June picking up an endorsement from the Master of Monsters, Guillermo del Toro.
Former U.S. Representative and Speaker of the House John Boehner, in trying to raise the evil cachet of Ted Cruz, received a sharp rebuke from Cthulhu.
Cthulhu for America snatched nobarriers2016.com from under the nose of a new propaganda group formed by the Clinton campaign.
With cancelled fundraisers and a campaign shocked in disbelief, Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign and endorsed independent candidate Cthulhu.
Cultists representing independent presidential candidate Cthulhu will be marching, slowly, in the April 1, Spooky Empire Zombie Walk in Orlando.
The Cthulhu campaign was surprised to learn via the Washington Post they had exited the race for the presidency and endorsed micro-fingered mogul Donald Trump.
Dark Lord and 2016 Independent candidate for president Cthulhu released the following statement regarding Tuesday’s primaries.
Hillary Clinton’s dirty tricks squad released a viral image of “breaking news” that Cthulhu had dropped out of the presidential race.
President Obama today announced that he was nominating Dr. Carla Hayden to be the new Librarian of Congress. We call on her to reopen Vault 23.
Dread Lord Cthulhu issued the following statement on the passing of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
The Cthulhu for America campaign was extremely disappointed to find that the flaccid Ted Cruz campaign was desperate enough to steal the fundraising text of a Rite to Arise PAC email that went out earlier in the week.
The Trans Pacific Partnership is not evil enough.
This morning the Cthulhu for America campaign rolled out a new initiative to have Great Cthulhu added to presidential polling.
Candidate for US President Cthulhu strongly urged parents to let their children delve into the occult without supervision.